Sunday, 18 November 2012

Y.O.L.O

Y.O.L.O., YOLO, You Only Live Once, You Obviously Lack Originality, Hakuna Matata, #yoloYOLOBYoloBabyYOLNTIYAC.


YOLO is an abbreviation for the phrase “you only live once”, which is often used as a hash-tag on Twitter to bring attention to exciting events or excuse irresponsible behaviours, basically an idiots excuse to do something stupid  that countless teenagers live by because it gives them the right to be promiscuous, commit crimes, drink underage, do drugs and deny responsibility for their actions. 
One of the most annoying abbreviations,  popularized in 2011 after being featured in the hip hop single “The Motto” by Drake, yet there are songs released beforehand, by artists who don't reply on autotune and who don't have producers willing to spend millions to over hype the artists material. (See video, The Strokes - You Only Live Once (c) 2006 RCA Records.)
The overused phrase can be replied with the alternative version of "Y.O.L.O", You Obviously Lack Originality. Similar to Hakuna Matata, a Swahili phrase that can be translated literally as "There are no worries" made famous Disney's 1994 film The Lion King.


"carpe diem" for stupid people.

"Before Drake stared saying YOLO did you guys think you could live twice or some shit?" -Shai Buttah


yolob - yolo, bitch.
yolntiyac - you only live nine times if you're a cat.
yolobaby- offspring resulting from one yoloing.



Tuesday, 15 June 2010

Friday, 29 January 2010

Tuesday, 12 January 2010

Akward Turtle!


During an awkward moment, this hand gesture is used to mark the situation as awkward, and, depending on the situation, makes it more awkward or clears the air. The awkward turtle is made by putting one hand on top of the other with the thumbs sticking outward and rotating forward. Some use speed of the rotating thumbs indicate degree of awkwardness.

Friday, 8 January 2010

Haxor

haxor, hacker, hax, hax0r, hack, h4x0r, hacks , gamer, cheath4xor, haxxor, hacking, h4x, cheater, geek, hackers.

The art of hacking, someone who pwns noobs by using their mad computer skills to alter an online game, or by making a program to further manipulate the game, and pwn more massive amounts of noobz. Most hackers rarely use leet, it is often a trademark of programmers who are either inexperienced, or want to be hackers. One who is haxor rarely goes by "haxor" or any other derivitave. It is a title given by another, likely the person getting pwnd xD.



Breakfast really is the most important meal of the day. However young or old you are, or whatever your lifestyle, eating a nutritious breakfast can help to set you up for the day ahead, giving you many of the vital nutrients your body needs to stay healthy - and the energy you need to pwn those n00bz and keep going until lunchtime. Packed with epicpwn goodness in every spoonful, there's now an even bigger range of l33t cereals for you to try, including Leetabix, Leet Crispies, Leetabix Minis, Leetos and Leetabix Organic. And coming soon Leet Cereal & Milk bars. 

Facepalm

facepalm, face palm,  headdesk, palm, faceplam, facepalmer, plam idiocy, face-palm, death faceplant, head-desk.


Facepalm -
The act of dropping one's face / forehead into one's hand, similar to headdesk. Can be accompanied by a cry of "D'oh!" or other words to that effect. Also written between asteriks in online conversation, to demonstrate an action. (*these things*)

Faceplam - aslo has the same meaning just n00bbbz fail at teh spellin' ayeee.

Headdesk - the act of hitting your head on a desk from frustration, or pure boredness.